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Porn Star Trek
Just a little bit more and the Star Trek adult film collection can have its very own history book. That’s how much porn Star Trek there is going around. For a series like this to go on in that span of time, you can bet that the quality has improved from when it first came out. Porn Star Trek, not pertaining to the actual title of one of its porn parodies, started way back in the 1970s through its comics. Around that time they were still playing around with the idea that their favourite characters may or may not harbour some deep passionate longing for each other and what better way to explore that curiosity than through comics?
These porn Star Trek titles started with something mundane and simple like Sperm Trek. Soon enough, when Star Trek: The Next Generation came around, a whole lot of titles started popping up. And what did they call it? It almost seemed too obvious but a lot of people found it amusing still: Sex Trek: The Next Penetration. It has been dubbed as one of the best porn star trek parody ever but most of the recognition probably comes from the sheer epic scope of it all. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration spurred forth a lot of titles that became staple favourites by Star Trek fans.
It did help of course that this title showcases a lot of star names that are famous up until now. They are considered legends in the adult entertainment industry and their contribution to the art is both memorable and obscenely recognizable. These are Jeanna Fine, Randy Spears and the elusive Peter North. Considering that the budget most porn movies have during that time is close to minimal, Sex Trek: The Next Penetration is fuelled mainly by a big budget which is why it comes off as a wonder that the characters had to wear ridiculous civilian clothing as opposed to the standard uniform which a lot of the fans would have appreciated more. The set was not even well thought of that much.
Of course, recent adaptations of the epic porn Star Trek includes much better aesthetics and much better acting not to mention a better storyline but details on that will come later. The issue with these things is that it confuses you. There is a blatant attempt to be funny however there is also that attempt to turn you on. It is difficult if next to impossible to be turned on by something that could make you laugh but somehow these porn parodies are able to make it.
Take for example the story of The Next Penetration. The crew goes to the planet Uranus which has citizens called Assholes. They are beautiful women but, you guessed it, they smell pretty bad. So think, will you really get turned on by it or just disgusted? Well, if that’s your thing then I guess you would be turned on to kingdom come but if not then you just have to take comfort in the fact that porn star trek houses your deepest fantasies ever since you watched the show.
Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended
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Westland Giftware Star Trek Spock Cookie Jar, 10-1/4-Inch $36.86 What should you put in this officially licensed Star Trek Spock Cookie Jar? Cookies seem like the logical choice. This cookie jar features the likeness of Leonard Nimoy as Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series. Cookie jar measures 11″ long (at base) X 6″ wide (at base) X 10″ high. Cookie jar is not dishwasher or microwave safe…. |
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Vandor 80070 Star Trek Large Tin Tote, Multicolored $10.17 When you need to beam up to lunch from your next landing party, be sure to use your Star Trek tin lunch box. Boldly go where no man has gone before with this stylist tote. Features the crew of the classic Starship Enterprise! The original 1966-1969 television series featured career-making performances from William Shatner as Captain James Tiberius Kirk and Leonard Nimoy as Spock…. |
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Westland Giftware Star Trek Magnetic Enterprise and Shuttle Salt and Pepper Shaker Set, 2-Inch $10.00 Salt and pepper shakers have always been limited to our table tops. Not too many of them fight epic space-wars or roam the galaxies. This officially licensed Star Trek Salt and Pepper Shaker Set just landed on our table, ceramic versions of the U.S.S. Enterprise and Shuttle. The Shuttle and the Enterprise stick together with the use of magnets and separate easily when needed, to add that extra pun… |
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Star Trek: First Contact Limited Edition Complete Motion Picture Score $19.98 April 2nd 2012 GNP Crescendo Records, longtime home of new and classic Star Trek soundtracks, releases a long-sought limited-edition collector s CD of Star Trek: First Contact (1996) featuring the complete score by Jerry Goldsmith (with additional music by Joel Goldsmith), newly remastered by recording engineer Bruce Botnick. Star Trek: First Contact (1996) was the most popular feature film starri… |
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Newly Expanded Edition) $21.25 … |
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Expanded) [Soundtrack] $25.25 The Star Trek III soundtrack has been available before but only in a 43-minute LP sequence. FSM’s 2CD set features two programs, both newly mastered from recording engineer Dan Wallin’s first-generation digital film mixes: Disc one features the complete score as intended for the film itself, including such long-desired cues as “Grissom Destroyed,” “A Fighting Chance to Live” (featuring the Enterpr… |
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Star Trek (2009) $2.99 … |
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Star Trek: Original Motion Picture Collection (Star Trek I, II, III, IV, V, VI + The Captain’s Summit Bonus Disc) [Blu-ray] $54.95 Seven-disc set includes “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock,” “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home,” “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier,” “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country,” and a disc full of extras…. |
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Star Trek [Blu-ray] $18.85 J.J. Abrams’ 2009 feature film was billed as “not your father’s Star Trek,” but your father will probably love it anyway. And what’s not to love? It has enough action, emotional impact, humor, and sheer fun for any moviegoer, and Trekkers will enjoy plenty of insider references and a cast that seems ideally suited to portray the characters we know they’ll become later. Both a prequel and a reboot,… |
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Star Trek (Single-Disc Edition) $3.99 J.J. Abrams’ 2009 feature film was billed as “not your father’s Star Trek,” but your father will probably love it anyway. And what’s not to love? It has enough action, emotional impact, humor, and sheer fun for any moviegoer, and Trekkers will enjoy plenty of insider references and a cast that seems ideally suited to portray the characters we know they’ll become later. Both a prequel and a reboot,… |